“I’ve been working on this Cyborg design test design for a fake movie
project. It is a prototype from AxTech company, one of the tech labs
working for MS corp, a huge private tech company focused on bionics and
robotics, secretly developing its technology for ilegal military use.
This model is Skull type 4.2″
“I’ve been working on this Cyborg design test design for a fake movie
project. It is a prototype from AxTech company, one of the tech labs
working for MS corp, a huge private tech company focused on bionics and
robotics, secretly developing its technology for ilegal military use.
This model is Skull type 4.2″
The Ghanaian company Kantanka Technological Centre of Excellence (KTCE) displays their new military technology at the 38th annual Technology Exhibition of the Kantanka Group, in Accra, on January 6 2019.
Here we can see a cumbersome “exoskeleton” design made of sheet metal, badly cut foam and a bike helmet painted green, equipped with an assault rifle a la Iron Man’s War Machine, but held in place with a spring and which appears to be fake; an APC taller than a single story house, based around the chasis of some poor truck, equipped with a “laser rangefinder”, tons of smoke grenade launchers, a pair of fake doors that actually are two retractile stairs taken from a plane, and of course, a white leather interior with leather seats and a flat-screen TV for the soldiers; and finally, some sort of mecha robot that no one saw move, equipped with what appears to be a fixed rocket launcher and assault rifle.
It was reportedly part of an exhibition with the theme: ‘Advancing the frontiers of science, creativity and technology through religion to transform society’.
On the 4th of October 1992 the crew of the El Al Flight 1862 from New York to Tel Aviv contacted Amsterdam Schiphol airport with a ‘may day’ signal, stating they had lost power to engines 3 and 4. What they were unaware of at the time was that the engines hadn’t just lost power, they had come away from the wing of the large cargo plane and had fallen to the ground beneath, taking a portion of the wing with them. The flight circled back to land, but it was still too high on approach and had to circle Amsterdam to make an emergency landing.
Due to the partially destroyed wing the plane was now out of balance, without the pilots realising this. As they tried to descend the plane rolled, and as the plane’s speed had decreased the pilots no longer had enough control to prevent this. The last message from the plane was simply: “Going down, 1862, going down, going down, copied, going down.“
The plane struck a large, populated apartment building as it crashed. The plane exploded into a fireball and the building partially collapsed as a result. Everyone on board the plane died, including the 3 crew and the single passenger - who was travelling to Tel Aviv to get married. A total of 39 people were killed on the ground, and hundreds were left homeless.
A scientist standing on the roof of the station during the abduction reportedly remained suspended in midair until he noticed that the base had been stolen out from under him, upon which he drew a sign with ‘HELP’ written on it in big red letters from behind his back and plummeted to the ground.
The exact type of plane that he took on a final joyride a year later.
We can assume that this was his favourite plane and that, while on his job, after the pilots parked it and went for a coffee break, he was alone with it in the hanger when inspiration struck. He climbed into the vehicle that tugs jets around the tarmac and turned the Alaska Air Q-400 back around. At this point he climbed on board, flipped the starter switches and made for the runway.
In that hanger, he was captivated with sublime inspiration to just seize the moment and take to the air with it, to perform aerial maneuvres that left seasoned pilots baffled that the aircraft, let alone an untested pilot could handle. And even that, was framed with meme magic given the timestamp of his conversation with air control:
After accomplishing his barrel roll, he was stunned to have even completed it. in that moment he accomplished his dream, the climax of his passion in this favourite aircraft of his. Soon after, entering the denouement of his flight, and life. His final moments likely reflecting on what he had just done. It must’ve been enormously, sentimentally significant.
Aliens think this galactic backwater is so low tech and unevolved that we will be pushovers but they never counted on the fact that we do three things incredible well.
Eat Fuck Kill
So they invade and get gunned down in a hailstrom of gunfire the likes of which they’ve never even dreamed of.
The survivors get fucked because they happen to look like fetish wet dreams.
The dead get eaten because they taste like Kobe beef.
Those that escape go back to prime home world with a record of the entire internet. They pour over it for years trying to understand us. In the end they give up and put a No Fly Zone around our solar system.
Humanity is the monster that needs to be contained. If we were ever unleashed upon the stars it would be destruction.
And, because they suck at fighting, they get invaded and need help, so the give humanity the secrets of shitty interstellar travel, not realizing that we’re pretty clever and can improve on it. So we find out about their double dealing, realize we have a lot in common with the galactic invaders, and fight / fuck / eat everything in the galaxy.
literally no r/prequelmemes meme will or can ever top this I don’t even know what to say other than good luck ever creating a single image that reaches this astral plane